Pause.

I hope the seven internets are playing a cruel joke on us.

Nonetheless, between

and A Millie, I’m trusting that Styrofoam Cup Weezy will get his Mario Chalmers on with the game on the line. Enjoy.

Weezy F. Baby Defines "No Homo"

In a show of hood charity, Lil Wayne has decided to be part of an ad campaign for Houston hood star J-Prince’s Strapped Condoms. I’m all for advocating the use of prophylactics, but really Weezy? Is this not the most homo-erotic poster possible? Getting man-raped by some old white guy on the hood of a car?

At least you know he’s wearing protection.

Also, a moment of silence for the slogan. You definitely don’t want the boys in prison getting a hold of this one, Dwayne. Who’s saying “Please say the baby,” now?

30 Pieces of Silver

So Weezy caught a charge from his Arizona bus incident, but it looks like there mighta been some snitches in his camp cuz Young Carter goes hard at an unnamed member (or two or three, who knows?) during his first show after the incident.

Remember happy Weezy?

I Feel Like Dying…

So much for the Carter 3. But if Busta’s recent mockery of the justice system is any indication, Weezy might get a slap on the wrist. Who knows?

And to think, right when Amy says “Yes, yes, yes,” to rehab?

Baited Breath

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Sometimes, I think me and the co-pilot David Kenneth are brothers from another. More Weezy.

Sorry For ’07 (or the 2nd half specifically…)

I, like my partner-in-blog have been a lil dissuaded lately with a fellow we’ve come to know as “Styrofoam Cup Weezy”.
After the flurry of ridiculous mixtape verses starting somewhere around Sqad 4 (shouts to Trey aka Bird tha Third), nearing perfection at Young Money Dedication 2 and carving a disturbingly appealing niche by blending lunacy with lyricism on Drought 3; I was sure Carter III would be the lost gospel of Thomas the apostle.

6 months of half-hearted, styrofoam-cup inspired lyrics would soon follow as Weezy’s buzz continued to deafen amongst the hoods, hipsters and retards alike. Gotta admit… I wasn’t feeling it.

Enter ’08…

Either JR put the cup down or he longer feels like dying, because he’s recently left me with 3 reasons to keep hope alive. As the greatest song ever made by a white person states, “Dont Stop Believing”

Rick Ross – Speedin Remix Feat. Birdman, Plies, Fat Joe, Gunplay, Brisco, Webbie, Gorilla Zoe, Flo-Rida, Busta Rhymes & Lil Wayne
Shawty Lo – Dey Know Remix Feat. Ludacris, Plies, Young Jeezy & Lil Wayne
Freeway – Step Back Feat. Lil Wayne

Kanye West and Lil Wayne

“I’m a grown man, but I wear pampers”

This never gets old. Weezy kills ‘Ye in this one. Maybe this dude shoulda wrote Weezy’s verse for “Barry Bonds”

Damn right, I kiss my daddy

Does Baby know ur “single and ready to mingle” Wayne?

I read somewhere that “Weezy F. Baby” stands for “Weezy [effs] Baby.” Sorry for the expletives ppl. I try to keep it PG-13, but there’s only so much u can edit with these potty-mouth rappers (pause).